(Last updated: 11/14/2005)
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Well, 11 days after the class reunion I had a heart attack! It was seeing all of you old people that did it! My health is still iffy, and not a job in sight (thanks to NAFTA), so I went back to college! Yes, I am currently a 49 year old freshman at Anderson University! My major is Bible and Religion and I wish I'd done this years ago! Sure, I'm always the oldest student in the class and older than the professor in one class, but the kiddies treat me as they would a favorite aunt... well, maybe not always a favorite. The plan is to walk across the stage, take my diploma, then fall over dead two steps later so that I never have to pay back my student loan! You're all invited to the graduation/funeral! (actually, one of my professors requested that I die in his class... I think he wants a discussion on Mortality and the Flames of Hell!)